Whopping News Folks!

  After years of having short Aprons and long Aprons, the Company heads have gone out on a limb and created a new length. They haven't come up with a name yet. I'll go out on a limb myself and title it, Medium. I know what you're thinking, not very creative but it does sound right with short and long. Here's a peek at one.

If you imagine it on a real person, it would go to just above the knee, as compared to way above the knee or way below the knee.

Hopefully something more exciting than this will come along soon.

~Wes

Fall Foliage Tour 2011

Hey there Folks,
 It's official! This years Fall Foliage Tour will take place on November 12, 2011.  That might sound a bit late for Foliage and it is. Here in Vermont with our yearly tours we have decided to celebrate all our seasons. You may not realize this but Vermont has way more seasons than other states. We have Apple season, Maple Sugaring season, Mud season and even more. This year, we have decided to celebrate, Almost Winter. Sometimes this is known as Taint, as in, it taint Autumn and it taint Winter. But here at The Vermont Apron Company, we are going with the season's most popular name, Almost Winter.
  We hope to captive the very essence of Almost Winter. I will again be hosting at critically related places and activites to Almost Winter. We hope if you see us on the road that day, you will give us a wave.

Women

 Ya know, I thought we had plenty of women around here. It's all women in here except me and Frank. I'm ok with that. But now, the owners show up, clear out one retail window and once its empty, poof! suddenly they are setting up a new woman. I don't get it. How many women have to be working in here? I mean, it's a little store, at what point do they realize we're cramped?

Then, to change things more, they switch me and Frank. Now, He's in the mens department and I'm window mannequin. This doesn't happen often because they complain mens sales fall whenever I leave the mens department. Frank doesn't have the magic charm, I guess. You need to have the Wes grin.

When everyone left the store, I yelled over to the new woman.
"Hey!, what's your name?"
She was kind of shy but smiled and replied kind of quiet, "Betty"

Somehow I got the impression from the tone of that one word reply that Betty wouldn't be hanging out drinking with me and Frank. I bet she even goes to bed on time each night.

Here, I snapped you a picture.

Later,
Wes

Country Bib Aprons

Finally we have Aprons to match the hats... or as I'm told, they're called Mop Caps. They call them Prairie Aprons sometimes and Country Aprons other times. No idea, I'm confused. Anyways, reporting the news for you, here's a photo.

 Here's the Blue Check one.

 Here's one in Red check, which seems to be the most popular, at the moment.

And finally, the black check, this will hide sloppiness the best, if you ask me.

There you have it, the news for today. I have more tomorrow!

~Wes

Ruffled Prairie Hats

Alright, it's been ages since I have been free to report. And quite frankly, this is important so I plan to be more authoritative when it comes to my job here. After all, it is my job to get the news out.

Let's get to it.We have new hats for the women. (not men.) Why? Men like chef hats...period... we don't buy anything else... just chef hats. Women have a lot more fashion sense than that. They want head gear to match to their apron. They aren't happy just matching in color, they want to match in style, too. Bottom line, we have to work harder for them.

So, ok, here's me working harder,too. In other words, here's me showing you the new Ruffled Prairie Hat....

 Here's a shot of one of the girls wearing one. (Frankly, it fits her better.)

And of course, in every situation, there's always one person who has to be different. Fine....if you want a more Parisian look, you can shape it like this on your head.

But, the hat is meant to be worn like this. 

She looks cute.....I'm not sure about me....

Yeah, you're right, my head is kind of big to be modeling these. But like any good reporter, I need to jump right into the action. (excuse me for not wearing the matching apron.)

~Wes