King and Regular Guy

I noticed that around here, there is a lot of talk about sizing lately. Large ladies are referred to as Queen and the others are Regular. What about us? Frank has a gut on him, we can't call him Queen, can we? No, we can't. I am suggesting King and Regular Guy. Who's with me on this??

Here's a photo of me wearing the Regular Guy Garden Apron.

 Here's a photo of Frank wearing King size. Isn't that an official sizing term or is that only in the world of Bedding.

                                

You can't tell how fat Frank is in this photo, they got him at his best angle.

~Wes

Denim

This is Denim. It's the cloth pants are made out of. We just got a bolt to play with and they wrapped me in it so they could get an idea of what it looks like on a person. I'm doing my part, looking handsome and smiling through anything. (Do I look tired?)

 I look like I just got out of the shower and this is towel. At least it gives me a chance to get away from the basket of hats.
I miss real reporting, maybe that will start up again soon.

~Wes