Losing a Grip

You know, I've been standing here for a couple years now. Oh sure, once in a while I head over to the counter or pose in the window,...(when Frank moves)...anyways, It's all kind of the same, not to much happens. Men's Department stays Mens, and so forth. But suddenly someone has a bee in their bonnet. Just take a look at me in this photo.... See anything different? (besides my incredible smile and relaxed demeanor.)

Of course you do! What is that over my head? This is the Men's Department, so who was at the meeting that decided aprons that aren't Men's would be above my head? I never got the memo, folks! Would have been there!

And as if that isn't enough, someone hung a Patchwork Bib Apron on our rack! Oh sure, they moved it later when they were done with the display but really, I thought we had bounderies. I mean, what is going to happen next? There better not be a ruffle near me.

~Wes

Grooms' Apron

Is it me or is Frank looking particularly dapper lately?

There is a rumor going around that we'll be selling formal wear aprons soon....I'm guessing Frank's wearing the first of a collection. I guess with the moustache and being older, they give that opportunity to him instead of me. hmmmm......

~Wes

Me at Work...

Here's me, hard at work, getting it done.

I'm wearing the long Host Apron. I gotta admit the long Apron makes me look even more dapper than before.

Frank in the Window

This is Frank.

If you haven't met him before, he's special.

He has lots of joints and can move more then me.

He was flown in from Germany.

He's wearing the new mens Long Host Apron.

Frank is in the window. I'm in the Mens Department of the store.

We're practically back to back.

We can hear each other grumble.

Frank likes to think he's a photographer.

Oh sure, his arms are jointed, they bend and do all sorts of fancy moves,

but photographers have an eye for it.

Franks still trying to figure out how the tripod works.

Peeking over Frank's shoulder, I understand what he's about right now.

I was in the window once,too.

You get to watch the sights and activites of the city.

It's exciting, new and a bit scary.

In the end, all we mannequins can do is watch

the big city and its city activites from here

in this window.


~Wes

Frank in Hats

Frank looks good in hats, doesn't he?

I think it's the moustache thing.

Franks wears them at the Apron Co.

This helps you see what they'll look like.
~Wes

Check me out!

Go ahead......

take a good look at me.....

see anything different?

I'll give you a hint..... it's winter time.

Keep looking...Notice it???

Look again...

.....

Did you notice?..

YES!

I got an undershirt!!!!

.........It's the same color as my teeth.

~Wes

Today I was Star!

I'M A STAR!!!

You know what Guys?

Hard work really does pay off.

You toil and toil and toil,

keep your nose to the grindstone,

no partying for this guy,

just work, work, work

and just when you think

the boss doesnt notice a thing.

BAM!

Reward lands like a rock!

That shining moment does come!

Thats right,friends, my good work

has landed me in

the prestigious position

of WINDOW MANNEQUIN!!!!

Here's a shot of me, Wesley.

Now I'm smiling really,really big cuz....

..I'M WINDOW MANNEQUIN!!!!

~Wes