King and Regular Guy

I noticed that around here, there is a lot of talk about sizing lately. Large ladies are referred to as Queen and the others are Regular. What about us? Frank has a gut on him, we can't call him Queen, can we? No, we can't. I am suggesting King and Regular Guy. Who's with me on this??

Here's a photo of me wearing the Regular Guy Garden Apron.

 Here's a photo of Frank wearing King size. Isn't that an official sizing term or is that only in the world of Bedding.

                                

You can't tell how fat Frank is in this photo, they got him at his best angle.

~Wes